"This eight week old puppy is very shy around new people. We believe it's because he thinks they are going to take him back to the shelter."
*pulls hair out*
Just socialize the damned puppy and get him used to people. Teach him his ABC's while you're at it, since he is apparently actually a small child and not a dog.
I also like, "He chases cats, but not in an aggressive way. He just wants to pin them down so that he can sniff them." Yes...that's exactly what he's thinking.
Sorry, end of rant...what's the dumbest thing you've heard?

I bet whoever adopted him is still wondering why their outgoing, all around lab cant go to the dogpark.

